SHORT RETORTS

I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

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**You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?**

Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don't care. 😑

Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth. 💩😮

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You are so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous. 🚽

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I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. (Possibly Paraskevidekatriaphobia)

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Some day you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there.

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**I would tell you to go f*ck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.♂️♂️**

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You’re impossible to underestimate. 👎

I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. e.g. 2 +2 = 5

YOU ARE THE STONE IN THE SHOE OF HUMANITY

Lord, please give me patience because if you give me strength I'll need bail money, too.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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Why is it acceptable you looking like a fool, but not when I a point it out?

I know you are nobody’s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.

I can't bear a fool. How your mother did I'll never know.

You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.

i'd explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.

You have all the charm of a burning orphanage.

I’m jealous of people who don’t know you.

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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Why play so hard to get when you are already so hard to want?

Why don't you slip into something comfortable, like a coma.

You are the sunburn of my life.

I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.

I've been called a whole lot worse by a whole lot better.

Your face makes onions cry.